fingernails on a laptop

After typing all night, I don't recognize my own hands. They look so small. I cut all my nails off yesterday, and rubbed them with one of those magic buffers that makes the nails look slick and shiny. The at-home mani looks nice (?) but is so disorienting. I'm used to scraggly, dirty fingertips. Not these pretty & magical, terribly productive six-inch extensions of my brain. Too much sugar makin me crazycrazy? Mabes.