Sleep marathons are awesome. In one night I skydived, made out with my MFAD ("man from a distance" crush), and uncovered a conspiracy which led me to adopt/steal a child/wild thing form an slave-labor factory. (You see, Wal Mart was getting their milk to sell cheap from a factory full of wild things, yknow from the movie - but they were real not cartoon. I took a public tour of the factory and was horrified, because the wild things were people really, yknow? so when one of the child wild things begged me to help her escape, i convinced my mom- who was also on the tour- to collude. and just as we were about to bust out, my alarm went off. now that's a cliffhanger if i ever dreamt one!)
Who can say they did all THAT in a day? Well, I did it all in a NIGHT, so there.
From the drafts folder
6 years ago
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