From the drafts folder
6 years ago
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Things I Tell Myself
Those two cockroaches I found in my bed were the only two to ever set foot in my bedroom. Cockroaches are not like ants- where there is one there are a multitude. Besides, I smashed them. So they're gone. And I wear earplugs to bed so nothing can crawl inside my ears and nest. And if an insect crawled in my mouth, it would just be added protein. A compulsory midnight snack. It doesn't matter anyway, though, because I killed the only two roaches that have ever been in my bed.
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You are correct. When I had a mouse in my kitchen, I told myself that they always travel alone and that even though we never found it, it went somewhere to die. But before it died it told all it's friends to never come to our apartment.
ReplyDeleteWe have not had another mouse since. See, it's true.
O dear my friend, didn't u ever see that movie "Joes apartment" ?? haha but do not fear they do not want to nest in your head! hehe =) they want under your fridge... my suggestion is change ur sheets more so they don't smell so "delicious" to them.. haha
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