Thursday, September 3, 2009

My Overzealous Ovary

My ovary got mad that I wouldn't let her use her special talent. So she tried to make a baby on her own. But it's not a real baby. It's just a mass. Hopefully she isn't too mad when I abort the mass. Instead she'd better realize this way of acting up is completely inappropriate and could get both of us killed if she isn't careful.

It reminds me of my ancient fear of being Satan's version of the Virgin Mary. I was so afraid I'd one day be totally pregnant w/ the antichrist and have no way of explaining it to my family. This time, I was more afraid that I'd accidentally gotten too friendly with a fertilized toilet seat. (Seat covers are for babies.) But no. Just home to a mass made by an overly ambitious ovary.

So now I wait. Why is it that a doctor who specializes in urgent surgical patients only works on Wednesdays? Who only works on Wednesdays? Seriously?
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  1. Jessica Fletcher-FierroSeptember 3, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    Wait, really? :/ Tell your ovary to calm down.

    And only working on Wednesdays? Must be nice. Tell him I think he's a tool. And keep me posted on this. I love you and your ovaries.

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  2. Child of WonderSeptember 4, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    Yes, I have decided he must see patients on Wednesdays and cut them open the other days of the week. That makes more sense right? =) I'll keep you posted JFletch.

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  3. Alisa "Fluffy"September 5, 2009 at 1:07 AM

    HAHA I forgot about the anti-christ... you really should sensor urself a bit.. these are the kind os blogs they use to have you put away in a white coat... o crap I need to go delete some of mine then too... haha
    love you praying for ur mass

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